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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? You tell her a joke on Wednesday.

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Why do fish always sing off key? Because you can’t tuna fish.

How can you make seven an even number? Just take away the "s"!

What did John Wicks’ enemy tell him on Friday? “Be careful, Wicks going to end soon”.