I’d say…

If we shouldn’t eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge?

Why did the GPS coordinate get kicked out of class? He had a bad lattitude.

How do you count cows? With a cowculator!

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five...

What do you call a cow that gets absolutely everything wrong? A mis-steak