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I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.

Q: What kind of birthday cake do you get for a coffee lover? A: Choco-latte.

I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands.

What don't ants get sick? They have anty-bodies.

If you ever see me running, run like hell too. I’m far too lazy to be running without a good...