If being sexy…

Q. What sort of birthday food do ghosts prefer? A. I scream cake!

Time flies after you hit the snooze button.

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall… And a pretty good spring and summer too.

What time was is when the elephant sat on a chair? Time to get a new chair.

Did you know that Santa actually only had two reindeer? Rudolph and Olive (the other reindeer).