If one door…

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

What's green, fuzzy, and would hurt if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

This girl invited me to her house, saying nobody was home. I got there, and nobody was home.

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep because of something that happened that day?

How do you throw a great party in space? You planet!