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Christmas is a competition between who gives up first: Your feet or your wallet.

What does a car run on? Wheels.

One day, a blonde went to the doctor with both sides of her face burned. The doctor asked, "What happened?"...

How can you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!

A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot...