In Pamplona, Spain…

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris has never cheated death. He always wins fair and square.

Parallel lines have so much in common … It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

No one expects you to run into a burning building or anywhere else for that matter.

What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.