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If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of bank payments.

What did the coach say to the cows? "Now get out there and give me 2%!"

I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me...

Man to his wife: I’d never say you’re fat! You’re just a bit more visible.

What do you mean I’m not a bear? I have all of the koalafications!