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What do you call a hilarious joke on Friday? A Good Friday joke.

Why did the pirate buy an eye patch? Because he couldn’t afford an iPad!

What’s a crafty dancer’s favorite hobby? Cutting a rug.

What's yellow and is something you shouldn't drink? A school bus.

Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.