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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he...

Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.

What do chemists' dogs do with their bones? They barium!

Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one fools Chuck Norris.

What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield? Its butt.