Kim Jong Un…

Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.

If a man said he’ll fix it, he’ll fix it. There is no need to nag him every 6 months...

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, "I'm sorry, but you only have ten...