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What’s worse than Rudolph with a runny nose? Frosty the Snowman with a hot flush!

What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.

Why shouldn’t you have pets in Spain? Because you can’t leave your Catalonia

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If you ever see me running, run like hell too. I’m far too lazy to be running without a good...