Life is what…

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Q: Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers? A: Because they can't even!

Why did the strawberry cross the road? His mother was in a jam.

Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you he needs my heart back.

Did you hear about the guy who got his left side chopped off? He's all right now!