Light travels faster…

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

I poured root beer into a square cup. Now I have beer.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.

What fun activity did the student do after finishing school on Friday? He went home.

What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.