Man to his…

You're so cute that you made me forget my pick up line.

Why didn’t the little girl want to leave nursery school? She wanted to be a nurse when she grew up.

A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners. The lady says, "Come Again!" The blonde says, "No, it's...

What’s Friday the 13th? The day of the year that people blame witchcraft for their regular stupidity

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely...