My favorite extreme…

Between Superman and Goku, who do you think would win?

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore...

Why did Benjamin get sick after eating too much ice cream? He was lactose intolerant.

I am standing outside. Therefore, if anyone asks, I am outstanding!