My therapist told…

Why should you never use a dull pencil? It’s pointless.

What do you call a dog with a surround system? A sub-woofer.

What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick

What’s the difference between Santa Clause and a knight? One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh!

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen? They might peel.