Never let anyone…

What building has the most stories? The library.

My therapist told me "Time heals all wounds", so I stabbed him. Now we wait...

What do you get when you cross a racing dog with a bumblebee? A greyhound buzz!

Why do we dress baby boys in blue and baby girls in pink? Because they can't dress themselves.

What did the grape say when he was pinched? Nothing, he gave a little wine.