One time, Chuck…

What did Blackbeard the pirate say when he turned eighty? "Aye, matey."

Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn’t close his casket.

How is a laser beam similar to a goldfish? Neither one can whistle.

What did the pirate do before he buried his treasure? Dug a hole.

Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days? A: Give her a piece of paper that has...