Pieces of popcorn…

Q. How do pickles celebrate their birthdays? A. They relish the moment!

A statistics professor and a math professor worked together on a cookbook. They called it “Pi A La Mode”.

What’s the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after 3 periods.

How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!

Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.