Professional meme stealer…

Why did ⅕ go to the masseuse? Because it was two-tenths!

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

What don’t atheists do well with exponents? Because they don’t believe in higher powers.

I asked my wife why she never blinked during foreplay. She said she didn’t have time.

Why can’t Tommy the T. rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 million years.