Q. What do…

Q. Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? A. In a cat-alogue!

What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake.

If we shouldn’t eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge?

Which runs faster, hot or cold? Hot, everyone can catch a cold.

I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.