Sometimes, I wish…

It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.

What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.

What did the accordion player say on Friday? Accordion to me, it’s going to be a great Friday

What did the plumber say to the singer? “Nice pipes.”

Q. Why was the shipping vessel so excited to come home? A. Because it was his berth-day.