Stop the earth…

Where do polar bears vote? I was unaware that polar bears had political views.

What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees.

What do you call a small mosque in Spain? A mosquito!

My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records, but then the librarian told me to take it out.

Why did the kid throw a stick of butter out the window? To see butter-fly.