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You’ve really made it if you become more than 100 years old. Statistically, there are very few people over 100...

I might look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.

I knew a mathematician who couldn’t afford lunch. He could binomials.

Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?

What couldn't the Möbius strip enroll at Caltech? Because we require freshman orientation