That awkward moment…

What’s a top you can’t wear? A laptop.

Why are women like KFC? After you’ve finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy...

If the roses are red, why are violets blue?

Real-life me isn’t any less ridiculous . . . in case you weren’t wondering.

Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.