The most beautiful…

Why is the obtuse triangle always upset? Because it is never right!

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Q. What do people in hell give each other for their birthdays? A. Hotcakes.

Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side!

Who’s bigger: Mr. Bigger the Pug, or Mr. Bigger’s baby? The baby, cause she’s a little bigger!