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Ever tried to eat a clock? It's time-consuming.

I don't have a library card, but can I check you out anyway?

What did the conservative biologist say? The only cleavage I want to see is at the cellular level.

What is woolly, spits, and is equivalent to the Axiom of Choice? Zorn's llama.

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