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Everyone's online presence is just an optical illusion.

Which weighs more 16 ounces of soda or a pound of solid gold? Answer: They both weigh the same.

What is woolly, spits, and is equivalent to the Axiom of Choice? Zorn's llama.

What’s the name of a very polite, European body of water? Merci.

What’s the absolute best Christmas present? A broken drum — you can’t beat it!