What comes after …

Why did the farmer bury all his money? To make his soil rich.

What’s the difference between Santa Clause and a knight? One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh!

What birthday gift will most offend a state employee? - A motion detector.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up.

I love ordering things online because when they arrive it's like a present from me to me.