What did one…

One time, Chuck Norris went to Mars. That’s why there’s no sign of life there.

Why was the broom late for a meeting? It overswept.

What did the Auntie cow say to her niece? “You’re so udderly cute!”

Okay, I’m pretty sure this isn’t my home planet.

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.