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There was a blonde, a brunette and a redhead trapped on an island and the nearest land was 50 miles...

Did you hear the pun about the cow that jumped over the house? It was legend-dairy

The best thing about taking a homeless person on a date is you can drop them off anywhere.

Women are never fat, it is their love that grows from within.

What does an employee look forward to on Friday nights? The next Friday night.