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Why don’t pirates go to strip clubs? Because they already have all the booty!

Three fish are in a tank. One asks the others, "How do you drive this thing?"

Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege.

I wouldn’t exactly say I’m lazy but it’s a good thing that breathing is a reflex.