What did the…

The older you get, the more you need to keep a fire extinguisher close to the cake.

Do you think penguins have knees?

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off in the first place?

What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!

Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her… so I said yes.