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What do you call a cow that can part water? Moo-ses.

I distinctly remember my mother telling me, "I do not have a favourite child." I found this extremely hard to...

What should you do when life gives you lemons? Ask for more Friday nights instead.

Which school supply is king? The ruler.

When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a...