What did the…

What do Captain America and Spain have in common? A horrific Civil War

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange." So I replied, "No it doesn't."

What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees.

What’s the reason for saying ‘after dark’ when it’s actually really after light?

The mailman told me he's off to Spain tomorrow... So I asked him if he was going to Parcelona. He...