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How do you stop a bull from charging? You take away it's credit card!

Q: How did the blonde die while raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree.

What do you call a person who isn't sure he's from Spain? Span-ish

Was your father an alien? Because on planet Earth, there’s no one else like you.

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, what would that make them? Alloys