What did the…

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his pee as a canned beverage. It’s now called Red Bull.

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands? Probably still Santa Claus. However, he doesn’t exist, so...

What did the cow say to its therapist? “I feel seen but not herd.”

Q: How did the blonde fisherman die? A: He was run over by the Zamboni.

What type of check has no money? spell-check.