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How did the hipster burn his mouth? He sipped his coffee before it was cool.

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

Do you remember that joke I told you about my spine? It was about a weak back!

Q: How do you drown a blonde in a submarine? A: Knock on the door.

Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.