What did the…

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!

Why don’t bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.

A blonde decides to try horseback rising. On her first outing, the bouncing horse causes her to lose control. As...

What does a vampire take for a sore throat? Coffin drops.

I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig, I’ll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!