What did Yoda…

A patient told the surgeon he couldn’t feel his legs. The surgeon replied, “I know. I amputated your arms.”

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.

If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

What did the Auntie cow say to her niece? “You’re so udderly cute!”

What did the third wise salesman say after his friends had already presented gold and frankincense? But wait – there’s...