What do Captain…

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a cupcake.

What do you get when you mix a goat and a sheep? A geep.

Why was the skeleton afraid of the storm? He didn’t have any guts.

Stop looking for the perfect match…use a lighter.

What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer? A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures...