What do hillbillies…

I don’t want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband!

What breed of dog tells off-color jokes? A smutt.

Roses are dead.Violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.

You know you’re getting old when… You and your teeth don’t sleep together.

At Christmas time, how do you perform the inverse operation to exponentiation? Yule log.