What do you…

What is it about birthdays that make kangaroos unhappy? They only get to celebrate them in leap years.

Why did the chicken go to the library? To check out a bawk.

My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, “Just you wait!”

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What do elves do after school? Their gnome work.