What do you…

Okay, I’m pretty sure this isn’t my home planet.

I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? “Dam!”

What does a vampire take for a sore throat? Coffin drops.

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run...