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When’s the next best time to meet Ice Cube and Chris Tucker? Next Friday

What do chemists' dogs do with their bones? They barium!

A dog walks into a job center. ‘Wow, a talking dog,’ says the clerk. ‘With your talent I’m sure we...

How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line.

What do you call a person who isn't sure he's from Spain? Span-ish