What do you…

What did the man say when the picture fell on his head? I’ve been framed!

A clerk at the butcher shop is 6 feet tall and wears size 10 shoes. What does he weigh? Meat....

When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a...

Be You Till Full.

You're so gneiss, I'd never take you for granite.