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Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.

I do say no to drugs. It’s just they’re not so good at listening.

What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson buys a cutting tool? Rock pay-for scissors.