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What do you call a cow that can part water? Moo-ses.

I'm skeptical of anyone who tells me they do yoga every day. That's a bit of a stretch.

A blonde, out of money, and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately....

What does a cow watch? MooTube.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters. Because not even glass is dumb enough to get in...