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What do you give a 900 pound gorilla for his birthday? I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes...

What is something that you just recently realized that you are embarrassed you didn’t realize earlier?

I ran into my ex today… Put it in reverse and did it again!!!

What did the dog say to the garden? Lettuce Eat!

Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.